| oooooooooooooh |
[Apr. 22nd, 2008|03:33 am] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  exhausted | ] |
Dear sleep,
I love you and I miss you. My research papers on sensationalism and abstinence-only sex education are dirty sluts who have come between us. I will never love them like I love you.
Sincerely, Beth |
|
|
| oh dear. |
[Apr. 13th, 2008|02:57 am] |
Went clubbing. I believe I am now pregnant with a mexican midget's baby. I went to Denny's afterwards, which also makes me believe I am pregnant. Me and Jess stood out because we were high-heeled and white and looking smokin'. Gave happiness to many pervs who were watching us. Also repelled many persistant pervs who do not understand rejection and who followed us throughout the club. All Mexican. Jess danced with nice boy. Beth danced with boys who groaned in my ear. As a result, I ditched many guys and pretended to go get a drink muchos times. Danced with one cute boy, but kept accidentally hitting him in the face. He did not stick around. And then a boy grabbed my hand and tried to pull me away, and then stroked my face. Very creepy. So we scootled out of there and now I's is home. Oh, and tired. I've suffered the tortures of the damned, sir. Tortures of the damned.
What the ef am I talking about. |
|
|
| aaggggh |
[Feb. 15th, 2008|04:52 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  nervous | ] |
Ring, phone, ring! |
|
|
| noooo |
[Jan. 22nd, 2008|10:39 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  sad | ] |
No! Heath Ledger! |
|
|
| sooooo bored |
[Jan. 18th, 2008|07:14 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  cranky | ] |
Quite bored and feeling sorry for myself, and worrying about stupid stuff. Classes start on Tuesday, and I'm taking a lot of classes that I'm too young for, so, that's something. Blah blah. This week, I had to take my puppy to the emergency room, and then a bunch of pans fell on my head, and then I got locked out of my house with my puppy in the snow, and I had to scale fences and climb through tiny windows to get in. All in all, not a super week. And my body hurts. |
|
|
| Furreal |
[Nov. 23rd, 2007|01:54 pm] |
|
Worst Thanksgiving ever. |
|
|
| blah |
[Oct. 12th, 2007|01:51 am] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  restless | ] |
I am so bored. I wish things would just get back to normal. I do not deal with change very well at all. Also, I want somebody to find me a job and a boyfriend. |
|
|
| uh |
[Aug. 26th, 2007|05:05 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  sick | ] |
I hate germs. They are pretty much basically my mortal enemies. I am going to start waging war against them. Also, I feel fat and gross and I don't want to go to college. |
|
|
| doobeedoo |
[Aug. 19th, 2007|03:36 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  groggy | ] |
I like when it's raining and I don't have to blow dry my hair. In other news, all my roommates seem to be alcoholics. Gross. |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Jul. 30th, 2007|07:04 pm] |
|
I am bored bored bored-and my myspace comments don't work. So what if someone is telling me urgent information on myspace? |
|
|
| 2:30....JOURNAL TIME! |
[Jul. 20th, 2007|02:30 am] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  hyper | ] |
I'm really awake and it's really late. My head is real itchy. I will shave my head. I read Forrest Gump, which, I have discovered, was a book. It is like the movie, but with more f-bombs and an orangutan. And I watched Fargo, which is like Forrest Gump, but with more people getting shot in head, but surprisingly, with much less sex. So that's my life for you. I got a laptop. It has fingerprint security. My path to becoming a spy is well underway. Epilators hurt like the dickens. Don't get one. Today I was at the mall in build-a-bear, and I mentioned to Jessica Winter that something was weird, and the creepy old sales man sneaked up behind and say "Why would that be weird, ladies?" really loudly. I ran away. Harry Potter's coming out! Yay. Alright. The end. I am never having a mocha smoothie with dinner again.
Does live journal really need so many moods? How often do you feel enthralled or quioxtic? |
|
|
| ahh |
[Jul. 12th, 2007|12:55 am] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  discontent | ] |
I hate the feeling of coming down off a high.
I sometimes really wish my life was epic. I think I actually am afraid of success, even though it seems like a bs fear. I don't why else I freak out at a good opportunity. Once in awhile I just wish my life was more than it ever will be.
So dramatic. |
|
|
| Books, books, books |
[Apr. 30th, 2007|08:51 pm] |
|
I love reading. I haven't done it much recently. And more specifically, I love Gone with the Wind. Scandalous old book. |
|
|
| Twiddledee |
[Apr. 16th, 2007|08:38 pm] |
Hmm. I don't want to do my snow leopard report. So here is a list.
Top Ten Most Overrated Things EVER
1. Tomatoes-quite nasty, and, I have a sneaking suspicion, poisonous
2. Mechanical Pencils- Feeble girly pencils
3. 50 cent-Surprisingly ugly and boring. Sorry, 50 cent.
4. High School- Hopefully not the best years of anyone's life
5. Walmart- A strange place
6. Dane Cook- Pretty averagely funny
7. Prom- Well...it's just a dance
8. Monkeys- They're creepy furry humans
9. Steak- Unless its chicken fried
10. Al Gore- He uses a lot of fossil fuels, silly guy.
Top Ten Most Underrated Things EVER
1. Leeches- They can make an ear grow back, ya know.
2. Ladies- We're pretty super.
3. Opera- Barcarolle!
4. Iceland- Sounds pretty nice. Full of Bjorks.
5. Squirrels- When's the last time somebody said they were thankful for squirrels.
6. Tights/stockings- They make clothes look nicer sometimes, and a man can be instantly funny by wearing them.
7. Cap'n Crunch- So delicious-and with 17 essential vitamins and minerals!
8. Carl Marx- Cause otherwise, where would Canada and Sweden be?
9. The keytar- Why didn't that catch on?
10. Andy Richter- Poor guy's shows are always cancelled.
These lists are not opinion. They are fact. A leading scientist said so. |
|
|
| Sigh |
[Feb. 4th, 2007|02:13 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  depressed | ] |
I feel rather glum, which is a word that I haven't said in awhile. Now that midterms are over, the year seems like its almost over. Now I have to see how I did on my midterms and in my classes, and see if I screwed everything up. I have to pay for my AP tests and decide which ones I'm going to take. Prom is stressing me out, and now I don't even want to go, because it seems like people are making too big a deal of it already. Then, I'm worried about who I'm walking with at graduation, because I think all my senior friends have people they like more than me, and I'm going to end up walking with Terrence. Even after that, I have to leave home to go to college, which I'm really worried about. I feel like, from now on, I can never relax, because I have school, and then college, and then job/adulthood, and then death. All in all, I am not too happy. |
|
|
| Bored bored bored |
[Jan. 10th, 2007|11:26 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  bored | ] |
Dirty Thirty... 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself:
Recopy this info and fill it in w/ your answers. It might shock you to read. Be 100% truthful!
1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
pretty recently, I think
2. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
Sitting in homeroom
3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
playing a computer game
4. Are you any good at math?
sure
6. Do you have any famous ancestors?
Aaron Burr? Infamous?
7. Are you mad at anyone right now?
Not really
8. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile?
Pretty much
9. Last thing received in the mail?
thing about financial aid seminar for Ramapo
10. How many different drinks have you had today?
Three...maybe.
12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine?
Sometimes
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Not that I can remember
15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
impacted tooth extraction and wisdom teeth removal.
16. What is out your back door?
My back yard.
17. Do you have plans for friday night?
No.
18. Do you like the ocean?
Yeah, but not the Jersey sure
19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different kinds of popcorn for Christmas?
For sure.
20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Yeah, they're nice.
22. Something you are excited about?
Four day weekend!
24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
My 97-year old great-grandma
25. Describe your love life:
citrusy
26. Where do you keep your change?
In my wallet or in a squirrel. A squirrel bank, not the mammal kind.
27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
Probably a couple weeks
29. What was the weather like on your Birthday?
I think it was really beautiful, actually.
30. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
closed |
|
|
| Activities That AreUseful When Avoiding Homework |
[Jan. 9th, 2007|10:36 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  tired | ] |
They always say that the internet saves a lot of time on work, but I don't think this is true. Personally, everytime I get on the internet, I waste time doing things like this (livejournal writing) as opposed to what I'm supposed to be doing (writing a letter to Bush about global warming). If I was handwriting the letter, it would be done. Ahh. I can't wait to get this week over with. Here are some musings to waste time.
1. Everything seems to work out eventually. So there's no point in complaining and worrying. It's just an annoying waste of energy. If I look back at my old journals, everything I was worried about is done with. So, that was dumb. Just have fun and forget your troubles, like in Pinnochio, where they went to that happy island, and everything worked out great. Actually, I think there were some whale problems? I haven't seen that movie in a while. And speaking of Disney, I've found watching a Disney movie cheers you up when you're depressed. So try it.
2. Evolution-wise, doesn't it make sense that people would be attracted to hairy people? Because these would be the people who theoretically would live through ice age winters because of their hair coats. It's just commone sense.
To anyone who read this, I am sorry. I am tired. |
|
|
| So anyway |
[Dec. 9th, 2006|04:06 pm] |
I haven't updated my livejournal for a long time. So, to recap...
1. I got the flu.
2. School was stressful.
3. I was in Miracle on 34th Street. My child was asian.
4. I went to New York for Thanksgiving.
5. I saw Borat.
6. I dislocated my shoulder.
7. Little Shop of Horrors auditions
8. I got into Ramapo full scholarship. Woot woot.
9. I lost all my earrings.
10. I had to get a scary MRI.
11. I ate out a lot.
11. Probably some other stuff happened. |
|
|
| exit light, enter night. |
[Oct. 16th, 2006|12:09 am] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  stressed | ] |
I should definately be sleeping. But I'm quite awake...weeellll....I had a busy week, and I had to take the SATS, which sucked considerably. I thought I would be relieved afterwards, but I'm still really stressed, and I don't know why nobody has ever properly explained to be how to apply to college, because I'm hearing everything for the first time now, and it's really freaking me out. But anyway...on Sat. I went to Jess. W's party, and we went to Creamy Acres, which was 3/4 fun and 1/4 nightmarishly horrifying. But I didn't have dinner, and then I had some soup for dinner at 1 in the morning and then again for lunch, which caused me to go into a sort of low blood sugar state of shock, and I got sick and half passed out, and then was kinda shaky for the rest of the night, until now, when I am quite hyper because I have consumed large amounts of sugar. My party is next Saturday. I hope people come. And I feel like I'm being a bad friend lately, cause I'm always busy and stressed out. So, sorry. OK. I really got to go to bed. |
|
|
| navigation |
| [ |
viewing |
| |
most recent entries |
] |
| [ |
go |
| |
earlier |
] |
| |
|
|
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
chipmunk_pirate's journal